factoseintolerant: You know what, Rick Santorum probably also likes Comic Sans
marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
I'm sorry, we can't have sex if you can't...
No.– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
I’m alright until I overschedule to the point of physical deterioration.